[1/10] female characters » Ellie Torres
“I hate documentaries. They’re too preachy and you can’t clap when someone dies, ‘cause it’s real.”
[1/10] male characters » Troy Barnes
"I love butt stuff, I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank, I cried during About a Boy… the soundtrack. I don’t wash my hands before surgery, I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine, I’m more turned on by women in pyjamas than in lingerie; I just wanna know they feel comfortable, I didn’t get Inception. I didn’t get Inception… there’s so many layers!"
[7/10] shows » Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse
"… you can take the girl out of Malibu, but you can’t take Malibu out of the girl."
[6/10] shows » The Simpsons
"You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have. As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more. And not a day goes by that we don’t thank God for all three of you."
[5/10] shows » How I Met Your Mother
"Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother."